Siberian Express
Siberian Express is sending a
chill from the north all the way
down to the south in the U.S.
chill from the north all the way
down to the south in the U.S.
Here, today, from Russia’s Siberian Region is the “Siberian Express”! Tagging along with the Siberian Express is bone chilling cold that is polar plunging temperatures.
Some of the unlucky souls who are waking up to the polar plunge are living in Atlanta (ATL) or Chicago (the Chi). Folks in the ATL are waking up to temperatures between 16 and 21 degrees, while folks in the Chi have to deal with -2, -6 degrees temperatures.
But you know, wherever there is a cold spot there’s a warm spot near it. And the warm spot for the folks in the ATL and the Chi rest in the fact that they aren’t living in Bismarck where the temps are between -14 and -17 degrees.
Those folks up there can’t feel their nose, lips, hands, fingertips, knees, feet, or toes! It’s so cold that they can’t even shake. They are just statue! Frozen! Solid! Cold!
Along with the cold, folks have to worry about the rain, sleet, ice, and snow that’ll be covering the roads. Sunday morning, Monday morning, Tuesday morning, Wednesday morning commutes won’t be good. The roads will be turned into ice skating rinks. Slipping and sliding is what the cars will be doing. Therefore, tell the preacher you’ll praise the Lawd from the comfort of your home and tell your boss that it’s safer for you to work at home! Remember, you can get another job but you can’t get another body!
All of the arthritis flaring up cold, and everything else that’s coming along with it from the “Siberian Express,” is due to the warm air pushing the cold air from up north ways, where Santa Claus is, down here to where we are.
This is how it happens. You have the polar jet stream and the polar vortex. The best way to think of the polar jet stream is like a border enclosing an area.
Up a lil’ ways, within the enclosed area, you have the polar vortex. The polar vortex is nothing but a whirlpool, sucking up all the cold air. Whenever too much warm air creeps up there, it causes everything to wobble, wobble.
The polar jet stream wobbles, and the polar vortex wobbles. All of that wobbling causes the cold air to spill out of the polar vortex onto us down here. And whenever we get the spills, we get the chills.
And that’s what’s happening! We’re getting the chills from the spills!
Some of the unlucky souls who are waking up to the polar plunge are living in Atlanta (ATL) or Chicago (the Chi). Folks in the ATL are waking up to temperatures between 16 and 21 degrees, while folks in the Chi have to deal with -2, -6 degrees temperatures.
But you know, wherever there is a cold spot there’s a warm spot near it. And the warm spot for the folks in the ATL and the Chi rest in the fact that they aren’t living in Bismarck where the temps are between -14 and -17 degrees.
Those folks up there can’t feel their nose, lips, hands, fingertips, knees, feet, or toes! It’s so cold that they can’t even shake. They are just statue! Frozen! Solid! Cold!
Along with the cold, folks have to worry about the rain, sleet, ice, and snow that’ll be covering the roads. Sunday morning, Monday morning, Tuesday morning, Wednesday morning commutes won’t be good. The roads will be turned into ice skating rinks. Slipping and sliding is what the cars will be doing. Therefore, tell the preacher you’ll praise the Lawd from the comfort of your home and tell your boss that it’s safer for you to work at home! Remember, you can get another job but you can’t get another body!
All of the arthritis flaring up cold, and everything else that’s coming along with it from the “Siberian Express,” is due to the warm air pushing the cold air from up north ways, where Santa Claus is, down here to where we are.
This is how it happens. You have the polar jet stream and the polar vortex. The best way to think of the polar jet stream is like a border enclosing an area.
Up a lil’ ways, within the enclosed area, you have the polar vortex. The polar vortex is nothing but a whirlpool, sucking up all the cold air. Whenever too much warm air creeps up there, it causes everything to wobble, wobble.
The polar jet stream wobbles, and the polar vortex wobbles. All of that wobbling causes the cold air to spill out of the polar vortex onto us down here. And whenever we get the spills, we get the chills.
And that’s what’s happening! We’re getting the chills from the spills!
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